Name: Kayla Ariana Morrison
Born: April 1988
Now lives: in Tacoma, WA (it’s the City of Destiny!!!)
Is registered to vote: in Bend, OR (it’s the City of Soccer Moms and Hummers!!!)
Goes to school: at the University of Puget Sound (UPS)
Does not: wear brown shorts or think it’s funny when people ask that
Has a radio show: Wednesday and Friday 1-2 pm on KUPS 90.1 FM in Tacoma or on the internet
Went to preschool: on a farm
Is physically incapable of: Snapping her fingers and standing on one leg for more than 10 seconds without falling over (not necessarily at the same time)
Is really good at: putting furniture together
Is really bad at: Ironing
Did not like: the picture of her that used to be on here, so she changed it to a picture that she took instead
Stole the title of this bee-log from: “Banking on a Myth” by Andrew Bird
Would like to thank: all the people who put up with her unsolicited mix cds (complete with mostly irrelevant commentary!) and constant emails imploring them to “check out this awesome band I just found”. She is sorry and realizes that this was probably exceedingly annoying.
Is not really sure: why she wrote this in this awkward third-person, colons-in-the-middle-of-sentences format.